snorkel porking

When an individual dawns a two piece wetsuit, flippers, a sheathed broken piece of glass and a snorkel mask enters a body of salt water with moderate to large pig in arms, the individual proceeds to sodomize said pig while venting its innards into the saltwater with the glass shard, causing pig to lose buoyancy pulling the sodomite and bleeding pig under the surface of the water until climax.

Noun, Verb, Adj.

Noun: "I'd rather be snorkel porking."

Verb: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING BILL!?" "I am snokel porking."

Adjective: "Man thats a snokelporking ride you got there."

by snorkpork November 28, 2010

Pookinawa

A fucking monster on Xbox Live.

Pookinawa just killed me, again.

by Brendan Gannon August 21, 2008

porkin off

the act of grabbing your penis and pulling on it until you ejaculate

Sorry bro I can't, I'm porkin off later

by timna June 2, 2016

Porkin

A volatile, nymphomaniac hailing from the land of Yorkshire-England. Loves calling people viirgins and eating pies.

‘It was so mental when that porkin punched that guy for being a virgin’

by Greencabbage April 8, 2020

jiggle-porkin

when u bang a random chick from behind and her junk is cottage cheesin all over your hips.

Ruph was jiggle-porkin all over yans sexy hips

by jinglejuker January 14, 2008

mr porkins

Someone that shows extreme love for cody hynes

Mr porkins wants coyd hynes to suck his cock

by Sir porkins! October 6, 2020

Parallel porking

The act of having sex with 3 people or more

Made by “ninja sex party”

Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both

by 4 swordsman October 13, 2020