Porker

Someone who’s fat

Miles pudding and lizzo are both porkers

by IhatePudding March 3, 2023

Porker

A white person because they have a pinkish undertone/tint to their skin, similar to a pig's color. We're basically calling them pigs or hogs. Us lovely, naturally tanned people because we think it's so absurd that they or their obviously jealous and insecure ancestor's (who invented racism, btw, so you can thank them for this definition) would ever think pinkish skin like a pig is "superior" to skin that is lovely and light to medium brown and very equipped for the sun. Especially when they stay trying to darken their skin like sitting "president" Donald J. Frump, only to turn out pink, 🐖 beet red like a lobster 🦞, or Starburst orange. 🍊

Example: "Who's that pink-looking, old, fat, bearded, Santa Clause-looking white dude talking shit on YouTube ... ? Don't he know we can see his default pic'. Homie is a straight up porker." 😆

by SGQueen June 13, 2025

Porker

A person that loves John Pork. However, they try to keep it a secret out of shame.

That girl Emma is a real porker

by NoPorker April 2, 2026

Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.

Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

porker puncher

Synonym to chubby chaser. One who actively seeks and attempts coitus with large women.

Holy crap!! Did you see that girl Chris brought home? Yeah, she was huge, I had no idea he was a porker puncher.

by Hop-a-long July 27, 2010

Porker Stalker

An individual who has a fettish for those who are morbidally obese, could also refer to a keen lover of bacon.

Did you see Dave dancing with Gemma last night, man he's a porker stalker

by Lawrence Accardi and Amez October 23, 2008

Porker-Pig

Being fat. and remember, if you are skinny, you can still be fat... like cutting in line at mcdonald's just cause you are hungry and fat.... eating your food before you leave any drive-thru...un-buttoning your pants after a meal...asking for no ice in your drink at a restaraunt because ur fat and want more soda....accidently taking a big bite of ur finger instead of ur food...if people at a fast food restaraunt i.e. McDonald's know you by ur first name... now thats a Porker-Pig for you.

1. Wow, what a fuckin Porker-Pig, that guy asked for thick crust on his pizza.

2. KAREN is a Porker-Pig, she got mad cause i ate one of her fries.

3. a Porker-Pig can be someone who says, "oh no thank you im not that hungry"....(because they're cheap and fat) then 5 minutes later saying, "ok maybe just a little" but they end up eating the whole plate of tacos.

by Teresa Palacios January 3, 2006