porchmonkey 

anyone who gets down with the drink and eats....just sits it out in hot weather on da porch...chillin out...porchmonkey baby !

ZO,Mike,J,G-dog,Hans and Daz were in da hot weather....alcohol,BBQ and more alcohol.....lazin it up...someone says where u at ? we is porchmonkey guy ! they all answered as one.....u spunkjockey !

porchmonkey by honeypot July 27, 2006

Alaskan porchmonkey 

when you are having sex on a porch in Alaska, and your nuts get stuck.

hey fuck you i hope you get an Alaskan porchmonkey

Alaskan porchmonkey by TYCO98 May 9, 2014

porchcoon 

Like a porch monkey but little nigger on a porch eating or stirring in trash.

Look at that porchcoon eyeing the dumpster.

porchcoon by Kingandpope December 22, 2017

Perchocky 

(Noun) a term used in Italian-American slang for a women's vagina. A little bird. A nickname or term of endearment.

Uncle Joe shouted when his niece came through the door, there's my little perchocky!

Perchocky by Rickthemak August 18, 2021

Portacocky 

When you hitting it from behind knee deep in them guts and all of a sudden realize she ain't wipe right and now you got portapotty booty juice all over your cock. You got yourself a portacocky

Better wrap it up before she hit you with a portacocky.

Portacocky by RackieChan June 12, 2023