pooplesquat

when someone shoves thier finger up your bum whilst your having sex

"oh ye now give me a pooplesquat"

by MADMAX C February 19, 2009

pootley pie

On TMZ (episode aired December 27, 2013), Steven Tyler, lead singer of Aerosmith, names "pootley pie" as his favorite pie. It is explained that "pootley is used in terms of marijuana."

Steven Tyler's favorite pie is pootley pie.

by LuluAndalusia January 2, 2014

pootler

Someone who travels in a slow, leisurely and relaxed manner, most usually on a bicycle. From 'pootle'. pootle

'Clare is going for a pootle on her bicycle'
to 'Clare is a bit of a pootler on her bicycle'.

by ashuk August 18, 2014

pottless

A creature in 17th Century English mythology. It's distinctive foul smell and revolting appearance makes it one of the most recognizable and iconic mythical figures in old English mythology.

Its origin is unknown, but it is believed that the myth began in a small village of Pottleton, now known as Waltham Cross, when a strange noise came from a well just outside the village. Villagers went to investigate, but none returned from their scoutings. It is said that every night at 3:35 AM, a small girl with a turnip-shaped head and a tomato-style hair do can be seen wandering the ground where the well once stood.

"Oh my God, John! Is that the Pottless?!"

"I don't know, Mr Lywellyn, but it is most certainly pottless-like, reminiscent of the old tale."

"Oh I see!"

"Quite!"

"Ahhhh"

"Ahhhh"

by John Lywellyn March 16, 2008

poodleshagger

Someone who has an unusual desire in poodle collecting.

My friend Ellie is quite a poodleshagger

by ImACuteFairy May 4, 2020

potless

Potless means "no money". It means no money at hand, at home, as well as no money at the bank. So potless means completly out of money. I found this word in a movie "One man and his dog".

- Anyway, we can't go anywhere, we're potless.
- Well, it's better that being lifeless.

by nonameuser January 21, 2006

postless

The act of not documenting an event that occurred which thereby erases it from history since it has not been posted. The quality of having not being posted.

Serge: Me and Tandy last night! Ooh la la!!
Leon: It did not happen, mang. Lies...
Serge: Yeah, it did. I saw her posting about it afterwards!
Leon: I just searched her history - nothing! Postless! She wants to forget about it - or did it even happen?

by von groovy June 6, 2017