protein muffin

After you shoot your load on a bitches clit, she insists you slurp your own cum out of her holes.

After Matt dropped his goo on Jen she insisted he lick her protein muffin

by muffinman 2233 January 16, 2009

protein powder

Often incorrectly labeled a "supplement" (negative connotation) by the popular media, protein powder is powdered food consisting mainly of the macronutrient protein. It is used by athletes and bodybuilders to more easily obtain high levels of daily protein intake, a condition advantageous toward muscle gain.

There are different kinds of protein powders, with whey protein being the most popular.

The bodybuilder mixed protein powder and creatine into a shake and then drank it.

by FooberFoober September 27, 2005

protein bor

An Irish tiktok trend consisting of commenting “protein bor” under any video. Originally started by James Doyle, @jamesdoylefitness on tiktok, a popular Irish tiktoker known for reviewing protein bars. The spelling of protein bor comes from James' thick accent. Some say his accent is as thick as the thots he does deep squats for.

“Protein bor”

by Deep squats for thick thots July 18, 2022

protein shake

semen or sperm

-Yo, she really took your protein shake?
-Hell yeah! She swallowed like a pro!

by ripR1 October 11, 2008

Protein Fart

The equivalent of a H-Bomb coming from one's ass; these farts have the ability to linger for minutes, and can even spread through multiple rooms.

Beware of anyone with protein farts.

John: *farts*
Bill: ...dude, did you jus- WTF IS THAT SMELL?
John: PROTEIN FART, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill: *runs to his room* ARGHH, IT FOLLOWED ME IN HERE.
Jack: *opens his room* WTF IS THIS SMELL COMING INTO MY ROOM?
John: Sorry guys, I can't help it.

by DeathTaco February 8, 2010

Protein Punch

Sperm beverage

One dude to another: I prefer to give a girl my Protein Punch
instead of frosting her face

by sarasplayroom.com May 29, 2010

protein shit

25 or more grams of powder protein consummed will cause you to wake up the next morning to endure a very large and fresh shit

"Stephan where did you go," asked the professor"
went to have a protein shit!
dont worry i squeezed one out for you

by Stephan bret williams September 7, 2007