Texas Pistachio Wagon

A killer local band from San Antonio, TX.

Jayson: Dude, are you going to see Texas Pistachio Wagon tonight?

Joe: Hell Yeah, the Wagon rocks!

by humdipper May 4, 2009

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Pornstachio

A man with a porno type moustache.

Tom Selleck, Pete Wentz, Burt Reynolds, porn stars and all cops from the 1970's rock Pornstachio's.

by Mac May May June 17, 2010

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poostache

A fecal mustache, acquired from excessive ass kissing.

Nice poostache, Jenny. You been kissing a lot of ass at work lately?

by pc1018 June 1, 2007

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Pusstachio

When you're so deep your nuts are in her pussy.

That bitches vagina was so big I could give her a pusstachio and she wouldn't even know it.

by ballsintitties January 6, 2009

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A totally awesome religion in which the practice consists of eating lots and lots of pistachios and having other people mooch pistachios off of you.
The bigger your mound of pistachio shells on your desk, the more impressive and / or hungry you are.
Also commonly done instead of work that we should probably doing, mainly in Science class.

Founders of Pistachioism : Annie & Michele
( because we are that cool )

Instead of doing Physics work in the back row, we all practice a little Pistachioism instead.

by Annie and Michele March 19, 2008