car poor

Having an insanely high car payment that prevents you from doing anything that costs even a miniscule amount of money and prevents you from eating anything other than top ramen.

Friend: "hey man, want to go out tonight and score some ladies?"

Me: "nah, I'm car poor right now. I had to pay my $687 dollar car note." "I gotta go, I got to put some top ramen in the microwave before my power gets cut off".

by Angrylegos November 20, 2014

poor bastard

a guy who's in such a shitty situation that you feel sorry for him, even if you hate his fucking guts.

Man#1: Saw you ex-wife down at the mall today.

Man#2: Really?

Man#1: Yeah, she was bitching out her new boyfriend.

Man#2: Better him than me. Poor bastard.

by Bulldog6 October 11, 2009

Poonus Minimus

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone

Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus

by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

Poor White Trash

Longterm resident of subsidized housing having welfare babies one after another while lowlife boyfriend or loser husband stays home and refuses to look for work and support family. One or both are running a long term disability or welfare fraud. Always in possession of a tricked out cell phone to call her single mom, poor white trash friends who also have at least one welfare baby of their own. Can be seen driving a Jeep Cherokee while on the way to a local Bob's store to buy athletic jerseys for loser husband.

That apartment complex is for Poor White Trash.

by cirkle k August 6, 2011

house poor

being relatively broke after purchasing a house or property due to the mortgage payments or other related expenses. although your total value and worth in assets is increasing by the mere fact that you are owning a property, your monthly liquid assets are fairly tight.

The mortgage will be twice that of my current rent, I'm going to be so house poor after the closing.

by meppy May 17, 2005

Poor Crater

Irish expression.

Denotes a person who has recently been the recipent of misfortune.

Ah sure wasn't poor auld Fergal dumped by his girlfriend yesterday - ah the poor Crater!

by poorcrater April 29, 2011

Poor man's cocaine

Poor man's cocaine is 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate). It's usually stronger than cocaine. It forms 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate, Poor man's cocaethylene) when you drink 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) with ethanol (a few shots of vodka, a few beers, or drinking alcohol spiked fruit punch). Poor man's cocaine is also much safer on the heart as it's not cardiotoxic. Cocaine is cardiotoxic. Poor man's cocaine (4F-MPH) a great value. 4F-MPH can also be used as a study drug, while cocaine can not be used as a study drug.

Tony: I snorted 30mg of Poor man's cocaine and had spiked fruit punch and got high as fuck for 4 hours. Best stuff ever! Who needs cocaine anyways?

by CognitiveFuel July 9, 2023