poopskid

(pu:p·skid)

1. n. A smear of fecal matter left on a toilet bowl after use, usually from the spiraling motion of the feces while flushing. The most popular methods of removal are: a second flush, or cleaning with a toilet brush or plunger. Alternatively, if accurate enough, males can use the force of urine to dislodge the remaining excrement during the next urination.

2. n. Smears of fecal matter left on underwear after use, usually from the underwear wearer failing to remove the feces from the ass crack after a doogen.

The poopskid left on Saturday morning was probably black because of all the beers I drank Friday night. I left it on the toilet to gross out my roommates.

by theCougAbides July 28, 2008

poopskedaddle

The act of public defecation, followed by a stealthy exit.

After Chris was laid off, he poopskedaddled all over the boss's desk!

by DanJaRuss January 14, 2010

poopshark

a piece of poop shaped like a shark that eats goldfish in the toilet

Hey goldfish here comes your poopshark friend

by crazyguatamalukrian April 25, 2011

poopstain

A very prudish uptight person that gives no good reason for not having any fun.

Michael refused to have a glass of wine with me because he insisted that it would give him a horrible headache and that he needed to get to bed before 8:00 p.m. anyway. Michael is illustrating poopstain like behavior.

by Amecyst January 11, 2006

pooskank

An immature way of referring to someone who is being a downer.

John, why don't you want to see "Hot Rod?" You're such a pooskank.

by ThelMonk February 28, 2011

Poopskin

A racial term for any ethnic group darker than Caucasian.
Usually referring to dirty, raunchy Mexicans.

Man, look at that kid Elijah, what a poopskin. He is such a taint.

by wtffffffff April 15, 2009

poopstain

a stain consisting of feces

devon you are a poopstain

by hollycake September 30, 2005