poopideepee 

when u take a piss after a shit and you just have to jerk off but it hurts like hell.

Ahhhhh, help, poopideepee!

poopideepee by Bloipymotherfucker March 2, 2020

POOPITYDOOPITY 

Meaning... sick with it.

Big Daddy Mitch is POOPITYDOOPITY in archery

POOPITYDOOPITY by BIG MITCH October 26, 2004

Hoopitude 

What happens to women that wear big hoops earrings, because it‘a an attitude..with hoops.

Lisa always has that hoopitude when she’s with her man

Hoopitude by Lisaley January 20, 2020

poopitutional 

Off to take a poop, as needed. A scatalogical play on 'constitutional'.

I'm off to the loo for my morning poopitutional.
Honey, I'm taking the dog out for his poopitutional. Back in a jif!

poopitutional by BubbaTodd December 25, 2012

Pompétude 

The bourgeois attitude one gets when one is tipsy (Pompette in french)

Lisa becomes a different person after a couple of glasses of wine. She gets so much pompétude that its annoying.

Its all about the pompétude, darling!

Pompétude by DJ-SharpSword September 8, 2016

Poopture 

A picture of poop

I’m totally not going to send you a poopture

Poopture by anonymous August 1, 2021

goopitude

A measurement of goopiness measured in goop amps.

That is a lot of goopitude you have there.

goopitude by LiLoNeStUnNa July 25, 2023