pomophobic 

dislike of post-modern wankers.

Tristan: "Shut up and get over yourself!"

Dan: "Don't be so pomophobic"

pomophobic by Greg Nopomo April 20, 2009

Pokophobic 

Adjective: Fear of being poked and/or having any type of foreign object inserted into the rectal area.

Most straight prisoners avoid bending over in a crowded shower because they are pokophobic.

Pokophobic by Jed Fearon February 10, 2009

Porphyric Hemophilia 

The medical term for vampirism

bob: I think i have Porphyric Hemophilia.
ted:what, why?
bob: my teeth are sharp
ted: shut the hell up dracula

Porphyric Hemophilia by ITCHYxTR1GGA69 July 22, 2011

Potophobic

Domino's Delivery Drivers that call police on what they consider "stoners" even if it's medicinal smokers with very real illnesses IN A LEGAL STATE

"hello 911? Please send SWAT immediately. I just saw a group of paying customers use their prescription medicine and my Potophobia is acting up like BIG TIME!"

Hi I am Ritch, and I am potophobic!
Hi Ritch!!

Potophobic by Pi Hole June 28, 2019

Prophobic 

The positive pleasure one feels from being a voyeur to an act of lesbianism.

E and S: *kiss*

S: oh sorry if that made you uncomfortable Y

E: yeah we won’t kiss in front of you if it makes you uncomfy

Y: don’t worry I’m Prophobic, carry on

Prophobic by @sarahbellaweasley March 20, 2023

Ellen Pomphobic 

The act of being terrified of Ellen Pompeo.

friend: Do you like Ellen Pompeo?
me: No, I’m Ellen Pomphobic.

Ellen Pomphobic by annoyedsquishmallow March 17, 2021

Poophoria 

a moment of euphoria when you take a dump while you're simultaneously exhaling a large bong rip

I hit a my bong while I was taking a dump this morning and it was true poophoria

Poophoria by Gcdym October 26, 2017