Poopercising

to take a crap so strenuous that it feels like you just did squats for an hour.

Dude! What took you so long in the bathroom?
Sorry man, that chimichanga last night, had me poopercising.

by BALLINACUP March 6, 2011

puppercut

To uppercut a puppy.

Bob: We've got a new puppy and she's been whining all night.
Joe: You've just got to do what I did with our dog and give it a puppercut.
Bob: A puppercut?!
Joe: Yeah, just uppercut that puppy right in its jaw and it will stop whining. A puppercut.
Bob: Thanks, Joe!

by clickalb March 4, 2022

The Papercut

While you are doing sexual intercourse, you grab a piece of paper and cut her with it. Then you pour lemon juice on her while you are fucking, Just hear that scream!!!

Person 1: Oh my God!!! What happened to you?!?!
Person 2: Johnny gave me The Papercut last night ;)

by THEONEANDONLY!!! February 7, 2018

co-pooperation

co-pooperation is when something is co-operating... but poopily.

I'm so drunk my fingers are co-pooperation!

by Mattycake's December 16, 2018

Japanese Papercut

When one man cuts the eye of his penis open to enable another man to stick his dick in the hole

That guy's hardcore, I heard he'll even do the Japanese papercut if you pay him enough!

by Jumpy142 April 25, 2019

pooperbate

v. when you jerk off while on the toilet, then proceeding to shit after.

Steve went to Frisch's bathroom and pooperbated.

by dragyn611 April 15, 2008

poopertunity

The chance to poop as loud as you want. It can refer to the moment when you are finally alone in a public restroom. It can also be used to refer to happening upon an outhouse on a hiking trip or a gas station on a road trip.

When my boss flushed the toilet in the stall next to me, I knew it was my only window of poopertunity.

by Sierra Needle January 30, 2008