puppercut

To uppercut a puppy.

Bob: We've got a new puppy and she's been whining all night.
Joe: You've just got to do what I did with our dog and give it a puppercut.
Bob: A puppercut?!
Joe: Yeah, just uppercut that puppy right in its jaw and it will stop whining. A puppercut.
Bob: Thanks, Joe!

by clickalb March 04, 2022

uflid

A new Universally Unique Fuckwit Lexicographically Sortable Identifiers for people like Steve Deighton.

Kieran: "How are we going to sort out these fuckwits like Stevey D?"
Austin: "We can use a UFLID."

by clickalb May 24, 2023