"Where do you want to go tonight?
"I can't go out. I have work early tomorrow."
"Oh, man. That's poopdick."
"I can't go out. I have work early tomorrow."
"Oh, man. That's poopdick."
by Keg & Spoon April 14, 2006

a side affect from the smitty handshake. when affiliated with the smitty/vicious clan it is common to get a major poopdick
smittys odar caused an extreme poopdick to the young girls scouts selling juicy juice, 100 percent juice for 100 percent kids
by stephen catlin August 18, 2003

Poopdick is a Brandon who fucked up one Saturday night when he was really fucked up and stuck it in the wrong hole
by Poop dickens May 9, 2014

by B. Mike Hunt April 16, 2008


"dude ryan manning you want to go to the mall?" "No i would rather just sleep and stay inside and do nothing, i am a poopdick"
by j-bonerr October 13, 2011

A common disease contracted from anal sex in which your dick comes out coated in your partners poop. It is incurable and will provide many laughs for your friends at your expense.
by Cocksuckingbearwrastler November 22, 2009
