poop de loop

if you get hurt and you're in front of children and don't want to curse. it just rolls off the tongue.

Girl bangs her arm on the table

GIRL:SH.. i mean POOP DE LOOP! *fake smile*
*little kids giggle*
FRIEND: NICE SAVE.

by Funnyfunnyfunnyperson March 15, 2009

poop de loop

When Subject A defecates into Subject B's mouth while Subject B is defecates into Subject A's mouth in a 69 like position; an endless form of poop only bound by the amount of Taco Bell or Chipotle one has consumed in the past 7 days

I was talking to this guy on Grinder the other day when he claimed to have had accomplished a 3 minute poop de loop session. It had to be Taco Bell.

by MattEberswole June 16, 2016

The Poop-Hole Loop-Hole

When a woman/girl claims to be a virgin on the grounds that the only penetrative sex she's ever engaged in has been anal.

Jack: Dude, your girlfriend's a slut
John: No way, she was a virgin when we started dating
Jack: Yea, only cuz of the poop-hole loop-hole. Just ask Dave, Mike, Jamal, Terrence, Shaun, Shawn, Sean, and our biology teacher

John: :O

by jacktyronemartinez November 15, 2010

Poop-hole Loop-hole

Taking it in the ass in order to preserve your virginity.

I heard she lost it. Nah man, she used the poop-hole loop-hole

by Starfuckerinc July 1, 2017

poop hole loop hole

The clause by which a female may circumvent the moral law which dictates that a female should not engage in sexual relations prior to marriage by participating in anal sexual relations in lieu of vaginal intercourse. Additionally, the female will conveniently avoid risk of pregnancy while simultaneously preserving her virginity.

He: No, we cannot have sex, we are not married!
She: It's okay...we can use the poop hole loop hole and you can do me in the butt!
He: Sweet!

by Exit Only June 26, 2009

fruit loop poop

The unfortunate result of eating the fruit ringed cereal, generally consistant of a dark, to a moderate light shade of green.

Last night I may have eaten that big bowl of Fruit Loops, but this morning my fruit loop poop made the toilet look like Lucky the Leprechaun's suit.

by Bear Arms May 8, 2011

Poop loop

When you force an old dog to walk in circles in a snowstorm to help generate a bowel movement. So the turds to freeze over midway through passing.

“Cmon Bud, time to do the poop loop.”

by Youngjay411 January 8, 2024