Russian Poolette

Is it a fart? Is it a poo? Spin the revolver of fate and find out by potentially shitting yourself.

Oh man, I'm not sure if I should go to the bathroom or play another round of russian poolette.

by yousee June 9, 2018

russian poolette

the chances of farting or droping a brown trout into the ocean.

when your pants are on brown trouser alert and your not sure whether your going to carefully lay a mud child or fart, but you still take the chance.

by David Oliver March 17, 2004

Russian Poolette

The act of eating Taco Bell. You never know if it will settle peacefully or cause raging diarrea.

Man I sure lost that game of Russian Poolette today. I think I need some Chipotle-Away.

by crazyone1981 July 22, 2010

Pooplet fart

When a pooplet Doesnt come out of your butthole so you are forced to wait for a fart, This results in A Pooplet fart.

He was forced to commit a Pooplet fart in order to get to work on time.

by Turdfighter3 January 16, 2011

Pookled

sleepy, tired

You look pookled; you must have had a long day.

by Mrs. TBone August 19, 2013

poomlet

The act of placing beaten eggs into a turkey baster and inserting it into a woman's ass. She then "hovers" over a hotplate and squeezed the mixture of poo and eggs in to the plate. The mixture is then cooked and served to all .

Man did you see that chick cooking up a poomlet yesterday? It tasted gross!

by Keoknows November 21, 2013

russian poolett

The act of carefully controlling a fart when you know there could be some shitty "pant dribble" should you let it go full pelt.

Phew, that was close, playing Russian Poolett and managed not to shit myself again.

by 2ace September 19, 2017