poodee

a derivitive from the indian word pudhi, often related to the word punani

Bobby, I think the S2 needs some cillit bang on her poodee

by MC Chikin Nuggetz May 11, 2007

pooderface

is one who has smoked himself into mental retardation. He only wakes up to hit the bong or to buy more weed and sometimes he will go outside to buy food rather than order delivery.

"Hey dude you're such a pooderface"

by pooderman April 18, 2010

Poodence

adjective or noun
Someone who is basically full of shit. They in short, believe they are god's gift to the earth and will not stop until the entire world knows that they are the best at everything, even though they have no evidence to support these claims.

noun
alex: Did I ever tell you that I do advanced science, that's right ADVANCED.

lara: hey Lyssa, whats this guy's deal?

lyssa: I dunno, sounds a lot like Poodence though.

adjective
alex: I am the best at cricket and rugby and life.

olman: mate seriously? could you be anymore poodence

by E_hottie4life July 10, 2011

Russian poolette

When you have the farts but they can't be trusted and you just know if you keep farting one of them will be a shart .

It's like Russian poolette , if i keep pulling that fart trigger i just know im going to fill my asscrack with shepherds poo .

by Gothguy-uk August 1, 2016

Russian Poolette

Is it a fart? Is it a poo? Spin the revolver of fate and find out by potentially shitting yourself.

Oh man, I'm not sure if I should go to the bathroom or play another round of russian poolette.

by yousee June 9, 2018

russian poolette

the chances of farting or droping a brown trout into the ocean.

when your pants are on brown trouser alert and your not sure whether your going to carefully lay a mud child or fart, but you still take the chance.

by David Oliver March 17, 2004

poonett square

Just like a science punett square, but instead of using genes it uses vaginas. Usefull for figuring out what kind of vagina your offspring will have.

Yo my bitch has a mad tight pussy, so I used a poonett square to see if my daughter would have one too.

by bloopy15 April 10, 2008