pontaffism

In a story, any line of dialogue or plot development intended to be humorous or dramatic that instead has a negative impact because it exhibits some or all of the following characteristics:

1) It is awkwardly phrased, excessively wordy and/or repetitive
2) It creates glaring plot holes and derails established characterization
3) It is highly self-indulgent and/or self-congratulatory, drawing attention to itself instead of fitting smoothly into the narrative

Pontaffisms differ from instances of narm in that narmy things are unintentionally amusing whereas pontaffisms are unintentionally painful, obnoxious and/or rage-inducing.

The games Sonic Colors and Sonic Lost World are filled with pontaffisms, such as "Baldy McNosehair", "Did somebody order an extra-large clobbering with everything?" and "The only thing that's getting conquered is your face!" These make the cutscenes almost unbearable for many people.

by Concerned Writer #37,524 October 20, 2013

Ponani

pronounced ( pooh - na - knee )
1. Panini Bread, the kind you eat.
2. The manly discreate way to say pussy. Derived from Panini Bread. Ponani is hot and served with two buns.

Kyle, You get some ponani?
How's your ponani Amy?
Her ponani was like a brillo pad.

by johhnyb8107 May 14, 2007

Ponaganset High School

The high school located in North Scituate, Rhode Island which educates the children of Foster and Glocester. Students of Ponaganset High School often here the phrase: "No school Foster- Glocester" because the icy back roads of Foster don't get plowed in time. Ponaganset High School has one of the best Music Programs in the country. This school currently holds about 700 students; all are either hippies or hicks. Not a very diverse school at all, about 98% of its population is white. Good luck finding this school- it's deep in the back of the woods.

"Does that kids go to Ponaganset High School? He looks like a real hick!"

by NinjaNarwhal December 5, 2011

ponca city roaches

marijuana cigarette that has been put out, at or before the half-way point.

chris: "man i'm too broke to buy any marijuana"
John: "i got a stash of ponca city roaches?"
chris; "oh, you mean joints?"
John: " No, but enough to roll up a bleezy"

by johnblazen October 5, 2009

ponsard meltdown

When some body gets really mad over something as little as coughing or sneezing.

Dude don't leave your clothes hanging out of the hamper, your wife will have a ponsard meltdown.

by Han$ January 11, 2008

Ponzie

A Ponzie is the central architect of any Ponzi scheme, either historically or one in the present moment.

A Ponzie is similar in some respects to Fonzie (aka the Fonz) from the show "Happy Days" apart from the fact that he isn't called Fonzie, isn't in the show "Happy Days" and is, instead, running a fraudulent system of fictional finance.

That Ponzie just madoff with all the money.

by Tulipia Manica June 23, 2011

pomza

someone with a bad attitude.

“Man, Isabella sure is a pomza.”

by bramble thickit May 30, 2020