hog poncho 

Some retard that wears rain clothes in clear weather.

Look at that stupid hog poncho with rain boots in the middle of a drought.

hog poncho by Xx_69gay_retard69_xX February 4, 2017

dirty mexican (aka Poncho) 

greasy, slippery, fun loving, 30+ yrs of age who dresses like a metrosexual tween. (often seen in holister garb). Of questionable Mexican heritage. Although fond of tequila, crack and puck bunnies...has discerning taste when it comes to beer burglers

q: "See that dirty old dude checkin out the sales girl at Holister?
A: Yeah...What a dirty mexican (aka poncho)
A: Agreed...such a Poncho

dirty mexican (aka Poncho) by mouse podi fpk December 9, 2008

pomchi 

A cross between a pomeranian and a chihuahua. These dogs are small, cute, and fuzzy, but they bark A LOT so beware!

Brad's pomchi looks cute, but it's actually a vicous attack dog!

pomchi by ellamonns July 4, 2008

Wetback Poncho 

A form of poncho worn by mexicans consisting of a garbage bag with head and arm holes cut out.

I was walking to class in the rain and saw a mexican mowing the lawn wearing a wetback poncho.

Wetback Poncho by Kris P. Bacon October 8, 2009

Poncho Sanchez 

A creature of ungodly talent and unparalleled conga skills. The best way to interact with this being is to yell out his name in surprise locations.

"Poncho Sanchez!"

Bask in the glory that is Poncho

Poncho Sanchez by Sgt. McBadass December 20, 2008

Non-Active Poncho 

A neutral colored, rain protectant adorned in marginalized areas mainly in southern California to prevent gang affiliation or set tripping. (and also to stay dry in inclement weather conditions)

Whose this murk-ass trick with the wrong colors on?

-I don't bang no mo' dont you see this poncho? I'm NON active trick!

Was that just big homie in a poncho? I thought he was active.

Is this neighborhood C's or B's? I don't know man I'd go with the "Non-Active Poncho" to be on the safe side

Non-Active Poncho by KanaTheGreat January 4, 2012

meat poncho 

A very loose vagina with oversized vagina lips, the vagina lips are so large they completely cover a mans penis.

I was fuckin this chick and she had the biggest meat poncho i had ever seen. I couldnt even see my dick.

meat poncho by Laxnegus March 1, 2011