Headless Ponch

To win or achieve greatness despite circumstances which would normal prevent one to do so (this originated from a season 1 Robot Chicken segment titled '3 Fast 3 Furious which satired both Cannonball run and Fast/Furious movies - The world's most famous cars-from KITT to the Batmobile to the General Lee-race against each other. In the segment Ponch and Jon from the series 'Chips' are part of the race. In a freak accident Ponch is decapitated. Despite having no head, Ponch wins the race.

"Fucking pulls off a headless ponch last night! Pukes on himself, busts up his head, and still manages to score that hot little skank!"

by kennyactionfigure November 27, 2012

Canadian Ponch

A derogatory term for Alex Trebek.

Sean Connery: Oh I'll bet you do you Canadian Ponch.

by Blgan August 4, 2011

ponch parade

When you see a group of two or more persons all with a ponch, it is classified as a ponch parade

Yesterday i went to Wendy's and i saw a Ponch Parade! It was gross!

by Corey Mann June 30, 2008

Ponch

Derived from the word Poncho, An Idiot Wearing a Poncho

"Oh look, its a Ponch"

by Bernsie April 14, 2016

Ponching Up

Ponch Up- This term is used when one is putting a rain poncho on themself usually in preparation for imminent rainfall. It is similar to “Put a poncho on” though that is far longer.

Hey man you should ponch up. It’s about to rain.

Look at those storm clouds. I’m ponching up.

by Jturn96111 November 20, 2021

Moncho-ponch

The area of the stomach where an irregular amount of fat is stored. The area is not only carrying too much fat, but the fat is so abnormally differnet shaped that it flows over the pants/shorts etc. to form a sort of front muffin top.

David: Oh man look at the guys stomach! It's flowing out of the bottom of his shirt
Ben:Dude thats gross
David: No, thats a moncho-ponch!

by torpedolover December 29, 2010

le ponch

when u ponch something

LE PONCH!!!!!!!

by owowowowoo11111 March 9, 2021