Pollock the bowl

A nasty case of explosive diarrhea that coats the inside of a toilet bowl like a Jackson Pollock painting.

1. Man, those spicy hot pork rinds made me Pollock the bowl. 2. I was ready to take a dump at the gas station, but I ended up tossing my cookies when I looked down and saw that some jackass had Pollocked the bowl.

by mitzo2010 March 14, 2010

Pollock the Porcelain

Diarrhea of such an extreme and explosive nature as to render the inside of one's toilet bowl like a concave representation of a Jackson Pollock painting.

May be the result of extremely poor and unfortunate dietary decisions, (very) excessive beer consumption, invasive organisms, or simply God's way of communicating "His love" for you.

Not to be misconstrued as "important" or "avant-garde art."

Pollock the Porcelain: verb

"Steve-o really pollocked the porcelain this morning. It's been a real disaster zone. Impossible to clean up. Try putting THAT on one of those 'Oxy-Clean' infomercials."

by Dick Gazzina May 21, 2007

pollock toe lock

The act of inserting one's toe into an unsuspecting vagina to which the female quickly clinches causing the inserter to fight to get their toe back out.

How did Gabe break his toe this weekend?

He broke it in that soccer girl's vagina.

I warned him about trying to Pollock Toe Lock an athlete.

by Txspike October 7, 2011

Pollock Pines

Pollock Pines is originally a general place name that describes the populated area just East of Placerville, then Camino CA (a town at the end of the railhead from Sacramento CA) and progressing eastward to the 13 Mile Post and then toward the crest of the Sierra Nevada Mountains going from Meyer's Grade, to Echo Summit, then down slope to Lake Tahoe and on to Reno (the next railhead East). Pollock pines encompases many different Stage Stops marked in milage between Placerville, CA and South Tahoe CA. These stops were also used as place names for the original East-West Pony Express route which is very closely mimicked by U.S. HWY 50

Stage Driver: Well, folks, it's time to depart Placerville (old Hangtown) and head up Rupley Grade to Camino for a quick horse change, appropriate libations and personal business, and then up to the ridge of Pollock Pines, where we'll have smooth travel and ample mail stops offering brief rest for all.

by Jakatola February 10, 2010

Pollock bowl

Explosive diarrhea all over the toilet bowl that looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Someone left a pollock bowl in the bathroom at the Mexican Post.

by THE GILDED LADY June 16, 2018

Pollock, Philadelphia

Tuff ass hood with bad bitches. We get fucked up every weekend with real niggas from other hoods. Talk shit on Pollock get fucked up. #pollock #pollock1shot

We goin to pollock, philadelphia tonight be ready to get fucked up

by Heybuddyyy May 29, 2018

Pollock Pumper

To perform intercourse from the rear of your partner as he/she vomits.

So my girl was throwing up and she wanted sex, so I gave her the Pollock pumper.

by MCSF November 20, 2014