Pauly Polio

a person that looks like they have polio when they run with their bakwards walker

dear gods, its pauly polio, i hate him and his bakward walker

by Toki Wartooth December 30, 2007

Polio-Arm

A term for ones arm after being brutally jabbed with the Polio, Tetnus and Diptheria vacination.
Arm becomes heavy, numb and painful.
Arm must be carried at the side of the body in a rightangle as if suffering from downs syndrome.

Katt: You touch my arm, ill rip yours off.
Kids: D:

Nikki: Oh shitters, you knocked my arm!
Sarah: Nikki becareful, WATCH MY POLIO-ARM.
Katt: SARAH MOVE THATS MY ARM.
Nikki: KAT MY POLIO
Sarah: SHITTEERRSS
Katt: GOD DAMN YOU , WE CANT LINK ARMS.

Sarah: Hugs? =
Katt: Yay!
Nikki: =D
Sarah: Oh fuck
Katt: Ow my arm, move it
Nikki: Go to my right side, it doesnt hurt!

Katt: You alright there nikky?
Nikki: Yeah im good..ow..
Katt: Oh tahts right, your left handed, and your arms numb.
Nikki: Yeah..
Katt: Com'ere ill write it for you.
Nikki: Aww thannks Katt =
Katt: Np.
Nikki:..Can you underline that title please.
Katt: ¬¬;

Nikki: Katt i wrote you a letter with my right hand see =D
Katt: ..Katt, i luve..lobe?..love, yoi..yoj? ..What the hell is this?!

by Notalotacommonsense November 28, 2007

Shit House Polio

Conditon making one's legs shaky and unresponsive following moderate to long sessions sitting on a toilet.

I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.

by Mustard King April 1, 2010

shit hole polio

When your legs go numb because you were taking a long shit.

Hold on! Give me a minute! I can't come out yet because I have shit hole polio!

by Nekko_chavez February 24, 2009

toilet bowl polio

Having sit on the toilet so long that your legs lose blood flow, causing you to have trouble walking when getting up.

He stayed on the crapper so long that he had a bad case of toilet bowl polio and could hardly walk out of the bathroom.

by Itellunow July 31, 2016

polio-ass

someone who is so grippa quack that they deserve to be sprayed with a bottle of polio, or stabbed with a needle full of a hydrolic solution of the polio virus, resulting in crippling paralysis

Adam said to K-Money, "Girl, quit kicking me you polio-ass".

by kirstenruleslikewhoa May 14, 2005

toilet seat polio

When one spends more time than necessary, clearly violating the fifteen minute maximum rule for being on the toilet, blood flow to the legs is reduced causing numbness. The legs and feet then fall asleep. When finished, walking now becomes quite challenging. The steps taken by the sufferer resemble those taken of people with polio.

Dave, why are you walking so funny?

Spent too long in the crapper,now I've got toilet seat polio.

by rwcraiden October 27, 2015