rat pokin

see. pokin daylight, to have the crown of a shit poke out of the anus.

"man I was on my way home from the bar last night and that "rat was a pokin".

by Rippinchikkin January 14, 2004

Turtle pokin'

Just before you drop a load it probably looks very similar to a turtle poking his head out of his shell. There is always some hang time involved wheter it be a couple of seconds or up to half a minute.

The point at which there is no turning back, you are completely committed to dropping a solid stanky nasty load - but, it has not completely come out.

"I need to go dump now-I've got a turtle pokin'-where is the fricken shitter in this effen campsite!!"

"Hey buddy, I think your kid has a turtle pokin in the back of his bathing suit--can you get him out of the effen pool?"

by R. Trelford March 8, 2004

Turtle pokin'

butt bangin', plain and simple.

"...and I was like, 'Excuse me ma'am, but I was wondering if I could interest you in a round of turtle pokin'?' and she was like, 'you provide the turtle and I will provide the poker', and I was like, 'Yikes!! Anus, lets get out of here!!'."

by scannin July 24, 2008

prairie pokin'

(v.) the act of having sex out in the country or on a backroad

They went out prairie pokin' after the bonfire.

by Tanner P January 25, 2008

Goin Pokin

Going out pulling on car handles .. hoping they unlocked ..So they can possibly steal items from the cars

Can be charged with felony attempted burglary

Me and my boys are goin pokin.

by The Concentrate Queen July 27, 2022

Goin Pokin

Going out pulling on car handles .. hoping they unlocked ..So they can possibly steal items from the cars

Can be charged with felony attempted burglary

Me and my boys are goin pokin.

by The Concentrate Queen July 27, 2022

pointcrow

A cult leader and twitch streamer known for having crippling collectors anxiety.

Hey guys pointcrow here, do you ever get collectors anxiety?

by anonymous September 15, 2020