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ponzi scheme 

1) A phrase used by idiots for any type of scam.

2) A specific type of scam. The operator (often from nigeria) of the scam promises "investors" that their money will be doubled in a certain number of days. The operator depends on the money provided by later investors to pay off his obligations to the earlier investors. This turns out splendidly for the early investors (assuming that it takes off), but later investors get the short end of the stick, as no more people are enrolling. At this point, the operator usually takes the money he has left and runs. This generally sucks for the later investors. Not that I care, because you have to be a total dumbass to enroll in a ponzi scheme anyhow.
1) Bill: these people are trying to make me think I can get a free iPod for answering a survey. Looks like a ponzi scheme to me.
Me: Bill, you dumbass. That's not a ponzi scheme.

2) Just great. I just got another one of those get-rich-quick spams. I'm amazed that anyone buys into ponzi schemes.
ponzi scheme by gmx December 16, 2004
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Polizia is the Italian word for police.
va via, la polizia!!
polizia by onetouch September 2, 2006
The act of swallowing. Also could be someone typing pointing wrong.
"I really enjoyed poiting down that fruit"
Derived from penis, originally used as an insult but now can be used on place of just about any noun, verb or adjective to add coolness to a sentence. Other spellings include poynis, poynys and pyoynys
'Are you poinis greg?'
'Yeah I've just been poinising www.gotthecrack.org'
'POINIS!'
poinis by Dangerous Ronnie September 20, 2004
When someone gets off on trying to get aids.
I was pretty grossed out when I heard about pozzing
pozzing by Jo July 21, 2003

Jacob Ponzi 

A boy with a funny last name that attends OMS and eats food and is married to Nick Stubba and who is named Cuddles and rapes people and loves to make perverted jokes and does NOT like to pet Dinos!!!!
Kid "Hey Jake Guess What?"
Jacob Ponzi "What?"
Kid "I got my number changed!"
Jacob Ponzi "What is it?"
Kid "342-7869"
Jacob Ponzi "Lol"
Kid "What?"
Jacob Ponzi "69"
Jacob Ponzi by OMS DEFINER March 17, 2009