Pumphobia

Afraid or religiously do not eat a womens vagina.

When I asked a girl out, I immediately told her I had pumphobia.

by Nelson Castillo January 11, 2017

Piephobia

The fear of pie, not the math term, but the literal physical dessert pie.

What should I get John for his Birthday, a cake or some pie?

No dude, didn’t you hear, John has Piephobia. If you get him a pie he’ll shat his pants.

by Sumdudebehind7/11 August 21, 2020

Pigophobia

the fear of waking up next to a fat pig (female, bitch, sandwich maker, etc.) after a night of drinking

hungover guy just awakening feels what he thinks is a fat pig so he asks "you a fat pig?"
she says "no"
he says "good because i have pigophobia"

by themonty February 27, 2011

Poophoria

the feeling of satisfaction gained after having taken a huge dump, specially when the urges to poop were unbearable

Following the poophoria, Mike returned to the dinner table for some steak and mashed potatoes.

by Cecs Fabregas May 17, 2011

Panphobia

Panphobia (Also known as omniphobia, pantophobia, and panophobia) is the irrational fear of everything or a persistent vague fear of an ‘unknown evil’. It is *not* a fear/dislike of pansexuals. Using it as so is albiest whether panphobia is registered as a medical term or not.

1:“She has panphobia.”
2:”So she’s afraid of pansexuals?”
1:”No, she feels paranoid all the time.”

by cosm August 4, 2020

popaphobia

Fear of the pope.
Fear of men wearing tall, highly decorated spear-head-shaped hats and wielding shepherd's crooks.

I used to be Catholic, but I de-converted after developing popaphobia.

by Shari Fowler March 19, 2008

phophobia

A fear of phobias. Which, if you think about it, is really quite redundant, ironic, and stupid.

Man: I'm so afraid of becoming claustrophobic AND agoraphobic at the same time!! Actually, just the word "phobia" kinda makes me want to vomit.

Therapist: Well, it sounds like all this fear of phobias has given you one. It's called phophobia. And it makes you look redundant, ironic, and stupid.

by manifeellikeawoman July 7, 2009