Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick 

Exclamation of disbelief.

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
where the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick by luser November 21, 2002

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick 

An exlamation of disgust or alarm

"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! That capsized truck was carrying a freezer full of livers to the hospital, what a mess!"

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick by SpiderGirl April 30, 2003

jumping jesus on a pogo stick 

astonished, flabergasted, surprised

jumping jesus on a pogo stickhow the fuck did you do that

jumping jesus on a pogo stick by Selur livid March 29, 2015

jelly no pogo stick 

TL;DR Some random words i strung together whilst in the shower.

One of my friends has a gf that has a fat ass honker, and the made a tiktok where the girl jumps and the guy tackles her, except he tackles like a little baby bitch boi, and then I said "he hit her with that jelly no pogo stick"

Damn, you hit him with that jelly no pogo stick

jelly no pogo stick by fucxk January 13, 2021

The Pogo Stick 

When a man and a woman are having sex sitting down. The man then proceeds to stand up while still inside his partner. He then proceeds to jump up and down vigorously. This tends to work better if the man’s partner is a smaller woman.

I tried the pogo stick on that chick last night, my legs will be sore for weeks!

I tried to pogo stick that fat girl and almost broke my dick clean off!

The Pogo Stick by DaddysBelt January 12, 2022

Christ On A Pogo Stick 

Used as an exclamation when something crazy happens
This is one of my many catch phrases (Funzzzies DasFez)

See a car crash CHRIST ON A FUCKING POGO STICK (use curse words appropriately)
Get a D on a test you studied for CHRIST ON A POGO STICK
see some fucked up shit on reddit fifty fifty Christ on a pogo stick

Christ On A Pogo Stick by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 22, 2017

jumping jesus on a pogo stick 

From 'Stuart' by the Dead Milkmen.

"Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

jumping jesus on a pogo stick by squeaky's brain July 24, 2008