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POGAS

(Point of Giving A Shit)
An acronym for that point when you've had all the shit thrown at you, and you're at a crossroads: to continue giving a shit or to go beyond and not give a shit.
Girlfriend: Oh, by the way, I'm fucking your best friend.
Mother: Your dog just died, and you're going to fail out of college.
Father: Your mother and I are getting a divorce.
You: You know what? I'm at the POGAS and edgin over the line.
by dumbledor42 December 4, 2011
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Progasm

When listening to progressive rock, a progasm can be reached when you go very deep into the music and that you let it take control over you. This instrumental trance can be called a progasm, especially when you actually wet your pants doing it. One of the main particularities of the progasm is that it is often accompanied by frenetic air-guitar playing, as well as air-keyboard, air-drum, air-bass, air-flute or even air-accordion.

Why is the progasm only related to ''progressive music'' ?

Progressive music often contains extended solos and very complex interplay between many kinds of instruments, some of them being pretty unusual. A song which is constituted of several tempo changes, unusual time signatures, incredibly fast arpeggios, absolutely original synth sounds, dissonant chords, a church organ interlude and out-of-this-world vocal harmonies has more chance to simply blow your mind than a standard 3-minute pop song. Real progheads can actually get sexually excited when hearing a fully accomplished prog song.
OMFG dude. Did you listen to this overextended keyboard solo by Keith Emerson? This is just fucking awesome: I had a progasm!!!
by Baube3 January 14, 2009
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poogasm

the involuntary moan you let out when you are finally able to shit after a long, painful bout of constipation.
He was gone for a long time, but when I heard his poogasm, I knew what was going on.
by Relieved1 March 15, 2010
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Progasmic

Pro Proness Protastic Protasm

Something that is so pro thats its rated like an orgasm.
but has the salad fingers flava to it cause "orgasmic" was such a good word
example 1

bong salesman; "dude have you tasted this falafel?"

butterfly catcher; "shit yeah! who hasn't? it's totally progasmic"

example 2

nerdboi619;"hey man i kno your l337 and all so i bet you've tried out the new expansion pack for WOW....so...was it everything i dreamed?"

afrofizzle2240; " yer mon the graphics are progasmic"
by Amanda King March 21, 2008
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Pogism

To be POG. Comes from Pogchamp.

Religion practices by epic gamers that live epic lives!
Man 1: This man is epic!
Man 2: This man practices pogism.
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Progasm

The feeling of immense pleasure one experiences after completing something very difficult.
After I won that race I had a progasm.

I jumped my car over the river yesterday, and I definitely had a progasm.
by KitK January 10, 2009
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Poogasm

The sensation that comes with a really good shit. Almost an outer body experience.
Guy 1 - "I just heard a lot of loud and irregular breathing coming from the bathroom. Were you having an orgasm?"
Guy 2 - "No orgasm, poogasm!"
by Kool-Moe-Dee January 20, 2011
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