Postistic

Whenever someone posts something on Facebook or the internet containing a statistic / agenda / etc or whatever and thinks that sharing it is a "Form of Activism". (Aka Postistics)

I saw a postistic that showed the dangers of water. 100% of drownings happen because of water!! Let's do something about it!

by Big E Dude February 27, 2013

poontastic

A woman who is so hot all you can think of is having sex with her.

Man, that Heather Locklear is poontastic!

by Tuchdown November 20, 2002

puntastic

When someone makes an amazingly well-placed pun.

T: "No porn is on."

J: "Internet."

T: "But I want the porn the come to me."

J: "Well actually, you're supposed to come to it."

T: "Puntastic!"

by Chief_13 December 30, 2008

Pretastiche

The absolute best of the best, Top Gun. Can relate to anything in any field as long as it is the undisputed Number 1.

Max "Did you see that bird I was with the other night?"
Jon "Yeah man, she was pretastiche, well done son!"

by That Guy Babaganoosh November 7, 2006

Patastic

As fantastic as a dj wearing a hawiian shirt at trader joes, who kicks it cold cut style like a deli sandwich.

"My god! You were patastic last night, i came 17 times! I think i'm in love."

by Megatron5.5 December 1, 2006

podcastinate

verb: to put off work or more pressing issues by listening to podcasts.

I feel as though I would be a better student if I didn't podcastinate so much.

by schmagsk February 9, 2010

pentastic

Holding back a build up of emotion and then just going forward and leaping into the unknown. The euphoria that creates a pentasm, like many feelings at once hitting you in the face .

The spark in the moment right before you do something for the first time.

Awesomeness.

"Although I haven't said anything to her about it, I think Jules might be the light of my life; It'll definitely be pentastic if I try to tell her though."

"I never tried painting before, but as soon as I grabbed the brush it was pentastic ."

by [e-mail] January 15, 2017