Poonmaster

a total boss who gets poon; the quintessential ladies man.

David totally is a poonmaster. He was with that chick all night.

by TotallyInsaneFU November 10, 2011

podmate

Someone you work with that was hired/started the job on the same day or week as you.

Person 1: How long have you worked with Kate?

Person 2: Three years! She's been working here as long as I have. Kate's my podmate!

by Tosaman August 6, 2014

Pollmaster

Person responsible for making sure gay-porn actors have an erection. The pollmaster usually rubs, squeezes, or applies oils to the penis of the participant until they are erect. Usually the pollmaster will have to follow the participant around, keeping the penis erect, during lunch breaks, or napping, etc...

Nero is the Mushroom Kingdom's official Pollmaster.

by eatdirtfartdust January 22, 2009

peemaster

Someone who is so funny they tend to make all their friends laugh so hard they pee themselves; A master of pee.

*You tell joke*
*friend is laughing so hard they peed* "Stop it, you Peemaster!"

by vagcookiemonster December 14, 2014

postmaster

A person who is constantly posting about their lives on social media sites

Kember Hasty can't go five minutes without updating her facebook status, she is such a postmaster. She posts about everything!

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

podcasterbation

The act of primarily discussing other podcasts and the podcasting trend on a given podcast. Though podcaterbation is common, it is often frowned upon and can result is decreased listenership.

My ears can't handle all this podcasterbation, I'm going back to FM.

by nuke the whale January 25, 2006

ponymaster

The worst thing you can call a grown ass man. A master of ponies, and where does he sleep? The deli. With all the hams and cheeses.

Yeah dog, and Luis is his secretary ponymaster.

by shweemans October 3, 2010