twisted realization of the chronic faults of society. this may result in you hating your life, the world and/or the lives of other people (Republicans, etc.)
I just had a major experience of evil pedestrianism... North Korea about to fuck us up!!!
People need ID to get ID... smfh @ this evil pedestrianism.
People need ID to get ID... smfh @ this evil pedestrianism.
by Feorged Orman June 16, 2009
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The movement originated 2014 in Copenhagen, Denmark by a, at the time, 26 year old Jewish man by the name; Mikkel Troelst Kaarsbøl.
In Kaarsbøl's own writings he describes the very evening for when he has his revelation.
He was tricked into sharing a taxi with a unemployed blacksmith from his hometown, Hillerød.
In his writings Kaarsbøl describes how he, in the taxi, felt an "overwhelming discomfort by the thought of the economic expences he would suffer to the taxidriver." And how "the whole setting was planed for him to feel the worst kind of social discomfort that any other jew in the history of jews." Here he also dedicates 3 chapters to how disgustingly bad music the driver chose to play in the taxi.
But the defining moment for his revelation was when a divine intervention made him shit his pants in the taxi. He now knew, that for the rest of his life he would now only travel by foot - "as it was intended from since the dawn of jews" After the experience he founded the religion that now is known as Pedestrianity. It is estimated that Pedestrianity has roughly 24.000 religious followers around the globe.
The movement originated 2014 in Copenhagen, Denmark by a, at the time, 26 year old Jewish man by the name; Mikkel Troelst Kaarsbøl.
In Kaarsbøl's own writings he describes the very evening for when he has his revelation.
He was tricked into sharing a taxi with a unemployed blacksmith from his hometown, Hillerød.
In his writings Kaarsbøl describes how he, in the taxi, felt an "overwhelming discomfort by the thought of the economic expences he would suffer to the taxidriver." And how "the whole setting was planed for him to feel the worst kind of social discomfort that any other jew in the history of jews." Here he also dedicates 3 chapters to how disgustingly bad music the driver chose to play in the taxi.
But the defining moment for his revelation was when a divine intervention made him shit his pants in the taxi. He now knew, that for the rest of his life he would now only travel by foot - "as it was intended from since the dawn of jews" After the experience he founded the religion that now is known as Pedestrianity. It is estimated that Pedestrianity has roughly 24.000 religious followers around the globe.
He is a Pedestrian and a hardcore follower of the book prophet and founder of Pedestrianity, Mikkel Troest Kaarsbøl
by OpelKadetja+KajBajer August 14, 2022
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Abbreviated form of the two words pedophile pedestrian and may appear as a noun, verb, adverb, adjective and conjunction in common sentences.
"Dennis Ferguson was a pedodestrian"
by Wassup Bitch November 22, 2014
Get the Pedodestrian mug.a : the act of going, walking, traveling, or what pedestrians perform on foot
b : of, relating to, or designed for walking as a pedestrian
Root word:
Latin pedestr-, pedester, literally, going on foot, from ped-, pes foot
First known use: 1716
b : of, relating to, or designed for walking as a pedestrian
Root word:
Latin pedestr-, pedester, literally, going on foot, from ped-, pes foot
First known use: 1716
Gerard yelled at his girlfriend as his flip flops slapped the sidewalk while he continued to pedestriate on the streets of downtown Richmont.
walk travel on feet
walk travel on feet
by sodabot June 26, 2016
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I pedestrianated myself from your house to mine.
I pedestrianated myself from your house to mine.
by daisy perry April 25, 2007
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While in a drive-thru at McDonalds, you may see a sign stating, "Watch for Pedestrians." This sign, when seen by a stoned person, is referring to the asian or european employees who work at McDonalds. They are "Pedestrians" from the imaginary country of "Pedestria" and it is your duty to not run them over.
While in a drive-thru at McDonalds, you may see a sign stating, "Watch for Pedestrians." This sign, when seen by a stoned person, is referring to the asian or european employees who work at McDonalds. They are "Pedestrians" from the imaginary country of "Pedestria" and it is your duty to not run them over.
"Why don't these people speak English?"
"Because they are from Pedestria, didn't you read the sign?"
"Because they are from Pedestria, didn't you read the sign?"
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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