Pocketfart

Where you pocket is very open

John barry- wait man your pocketfarted

Johnny baker - oh yeah almost lost my phone then

by LuxuryWords May 16, 2018

Poopetrator

After being hit from fecal fallout upon entering a shared bathroom (usually at work), the person/people you suspect that are dropping miasmic mud missiles and proboscis poopy-traps, rendering the bathroom the likes of a war-torn region. The poopetrator(s) are typically, but not limited to, males ages 30-60 who have recently gained excessive mass, had a recent change to gait, and/or are slender kombucha and tea drinkers.

Me, returning from the bathroom and warning a colleague, “CODE BROWN! The bathroom has been annihilated!”

Colleague, “Seriously! Who would’ve done that?”

Me, “I believe it to be the usual poopetrator(s).

by Walt Shitman May 2, 2022

prison pockett

Your asshole.

Bill got the stash in by putting it in his prison pockett.

by Joeshmoe189 February 12, 2019

pocketbac

A bath and body works item sold in the US that every generic white girl collects. It is basically over priced scented hand sanitizer.

That girl has too many pocketbacs

by Bleughwhale February 1, 2017

pocketa

1. Arabic onomatopoeia

2. Polish slang for "potato", often used by elderly polish women

3. Word commonly mistaken as the spanish word for "pocket".

1. The Arabic man said he heard "pocketa pocketa pocketa pocketa" and then the machine broke.

2. My grandmother is from Poland and always refers to mashed potatoes as mashed pocketas.

3. My idiot friend kept referring to her pocket as a "pocketa" in Spanish class until her Spanish teacher told her that the correct word for pocket is "bolsillo".

by Bran & Danyele May 15, 2007

Pocketries

Items a man always puts in his pockets every morning before he leaves. Keys, money, pocket knife.

John: Where's Jeff going?
Ron: Back in his house, he forgot his pocketries.
John: K.

by Jeffrey Gamble January 13, 2008

Teabag pocketwatch

When you teabag a person in the sun and hold your dick up like a sundial.

Hit this person with a teabag pocketwatch and it was 3:30 with a chance of sweaty eyelids

by Tampon snapback June 27, 2019