Pottard 

A person obsessed with the Harry Potter franchise. A harry potter fangirl.

Damn, Abby is such a pottard. She knows every line from every book by heart, and she's read every book and seen every movie 8 times!

Pottard by Fuu Ikari June 23, 2007

Poptard 

1. Someone who can't eat poptarts

2. Someone who's acting like an idiot, but in a funny way.

Person 1: This poptart wont fit into my mouth!
Person 2: Poptard!

Person 1:Derp A Derp!
Person 2: Poptard!

Poptard by LOLmonkey February 3, 2008

Pootardy 

When you're shitting your guts out after eating the school lunch and can't make it to class in time.

Steve didn't listen when I told him not to eat the shiny roast beef and now he's pootardyfor class.

Pootardy by asteamsd March 30, 2014

Potard

Someone who recklessly posts fake news on social media without fact checking.

You're posting fake news again Potard.

Potard by DAaveC May 22, 2018

K-poptard 

K-poptard --- A K-pop stan who presents or advocates for the music genre in a stupid and/or fatuous manner.

Look at Tasha, an absolute k-poptard. She drops videos of K-pop artists on every twitter thread

K-poptard by Vonjimoh January 11, 2021

A special poptard breakfast 

A low IQ person executed in the electic chair.

Ryan had an 76 IQ. Ryan killed 5 members of his family receiving five death sentences. Years later Ryan screamed when he saw the electic chair as entered the death chamber. He shouted, "The guards promised him a special poptard breakfast not a permanent nap".

A special poptard breakfast by queensburykid September 12, 2022

poptard 

Short form of "poopentart", literally a sweet pastry shell covering a thin vein of monkey ca-ca

"Stop talking like a poopentart, BGIE!"

poptard by Peej Maybe August 20, 2003