Poached egg

When you cum in the bath, it resembles a poached egg floating in the water.

Rich Foreman was in the bath last night and he left a massive poached egg floating in the water.

by Rich Foreman December 18, 2008

Info Poacher

A person who takes your idea or information and passes it off as his own.

Wholly crap this guy stole my "joke poacher" word and used it in the Urban Dictionary. What an Info Poacher!

by BorisG5 August 11, 2009

soda poacher

A person who abuses the availability of free sodas in general areas where unlocked drink coolers exist.

That girl just grabbed her third Diet Coke in the last 25 minutes. She's a real soda poacher.

by mediawatch January 24, 2011

Ice Cream Poacher

A person who is inconsiderate when eating ice cream and decides to just pick out the good parts instead of eating it how it was intended.

Goddamn, she decided to be an ice cream poacher and eat all the Oreo bits out and leave the rest... Now it's ruined.

by jpm1983 October 6, 2010

Grow some fuzz on your peaches

Man up; in a way that means grow some pubic hair on your testicles.

Matt: Ouch!! That hurt!

John: C’mon man. Grow some fuzz on your peaches.

by YexisfromTexas March 27, 2018

lovely peaches

when your friend accidentally wrecks your hole with bugs

ugh, you’re such a lovely peaches

by graystfwolf May 6, 2020

Grandma's Peaches

Small, round breasts of an elderly female. Like overly ripe peaches, they are soft and the skin is shriveled and wrinkled.

Roger always enjoyed granny porn. He couldn't get enough of Grandma's Peaches.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015