PMP

Poor Man's Pizza -- A sandwich that's cheaper than buying an actual pizza but fulfills the same need for cheese, garlic and sauce. Made with Italian bread that is hollowed out just enough to hold maximum amounts of mozzarella, tomato sauce and garlic. Toasted until bread is crispy, cheese is melted and sauce is hot.

I've got a bad case of the munchies, but I only have enough money for a PMP.

by Old, smelly fat guy April 9, 2009

PMP

pissed my pants

I laughed so hard at Joe I pmp. So not attractive.

by CCwordsmith November 13, 2011

PMP

PEE-EMM-PEE

Abbreviated form for POOP MY PANTS.

Word originated by one: Ryan Lee.
Commonly used by a mr. Rob Hill.

PMP!!! That was the god damn funniest thing I have evar seen, you fagot!1

by Ryan August 4, 2003

Pmp

peeing my pants; idk my friend made it up when she was high

lol that was funny im pmp

by whatsahillie April 21, 2020

PMP

Pound My Pussy

When a chick is very horny and she tells her man: Baby I want you to PMP.

by MACTHEGOD August 11, 2018

PMP

Peed My Pants (laughing)

"Nearly PMP at that comment!" Referring to uncontrollable laughter.

by Seeker1202 November 27, 2012

pmp

pmp is the abbreviation of 拍马屁 in Mandarin Chinese.
It means bullshit

Pls I saw the principle at the club yesterday-
Oh, that's... fun ig was she drunk?
No, she was the stripper LOL
Pmp!! As if that would ever happen

by urlocalsmartass February 20, 2022