PMP

Poor Man's Pizza -- A sandwich that's cheaper than buying an actual pizza but fulfills the same need for cheese, garlic and sauce. Made with Italian bread that is hollowed out just enough to hold maximum amounts of mozzarella, tomato sauce and garlic. Toasted until bread is crispy, cheese is melted and sauce is hot.

I've got a bad case of the munchies, but I only have enough money for a PMP.

by Old, smelly fat guy April 9, 2009

PMP

pissed my pants

I laughed so hard at Joe I pmp. So not attractive.

by CCwordsmith November 13, 2011

PMP

PEE-EMM-PEE

Abbreviated form for POOP MY PANTS.

Word originated by one: Ryan Lee.
Commonly used by a mr. Rob Hill.

PMP!!! That was the god damn funniest thing I have evar seen, you fagot!1

by Ryan August 4, 2003

PMP

Pound My Pussy

When a chick is very horny and she tells her man: Baby I want you to PMP.

by MACTHEGOD August 11, 2018

PMP

Peed My Pants (laughing)

"Nearly PMP at that comment!" Referring to uncontrollable laughter.

by Seeker1202 November 27, 2012

PMP

pound my pussy, to fuck the shit out of your pussy, DESTROY IT

julian i want you to pmp

this boy is about to pmp later tonight

by nikita 😌 March 8, 2020

PMP

Sort for Pissing My Pants, and is oftenly used on snapchat

Jane: He told me to cut his grass, for free!
Frank: Omg, pmp 😂😂

by plzkys124 June 27, 2018