PMP

Poor Man's Pizza -- A sandwich that's cheaper than buying an actual pizza but fulfills the same need for cheese, garlic and sauce. Made with Italian bread that is hollowed out just enough to hold maximum amounts of mozzarella, tomato sauce and garlic. Toasted until bread is crispy, cheese is melted and sauce is hot.

I've got a bad case of the munchies, but I only have enough money for a PMP.

by Old, smelly fat guy April 9, 2009

PMP

pissed my pants

I laughed so hard at Joe I pmp. So not attractive.

by CCwordsmith November 13, 2011

PMP

PEE-EMM-PEE

Abbreviated form for POOP MY PANTS.

Word originated by one: Ryan Lee.
Commonly used by a mr. Rob Hill.

PMP!!! That was the god damn funniest thing I have evar seen, you fagot!1

by Ryan August 4, 2003

PMP

Sort for Pissing My Pants, and is oftenly used on snapchat

Jane: He told me to cut his grass, for free!
Frank: Omg, pmp 😂😂

by plzkys124 June 27, 2018

PMP

Pound My Pussy

When a chick is very horny and she tells her man: Baby I want you to PMP.

by MACTHEGOD August 11, 2018

PMP

Penis Master Pa

See that kid Kyle, he is the PMP

by Kraftyy September 12, 2018

pmp

practice makes perfect

How’d you get so good?

Pmp!

by zokue101 July 27, 2019