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This is the absolute peak of Boredom. Very original way to spend time when you should be doing your work.

Dang, I didn't know someone else typed plmnkoqazxswijnbhuedcvfrygt into google to see what is says.

by Myley Coyote October 27, 2020

plutko

A heavy man who farts a lot

Plutko is a guy who is alone, always with his phone.

Plutko has no friends he only has a pen in his hand.

Plutko is so sexy today

by Plutko June 22, 2022

plunkette

the act of water shooting back up your ass after dropping a huge log off in the bowl.

When explosive diahreah strikes, a plunkette can quickly extinguish that intense rectal burning.

by PDiddy October 27, 2004

hot plunket

When you poop in a tube sock, and smack your sleeping victim in the face with it.

My aunt made a really bad dinner, when she dosed off in her reclining chair, I gave her a hot plunket!
It was gourmet meals after that!

by ReenieB November 12, 2007

plunker

Someone that enjoys giving head to guys while they are taking a shit. while doing so they can hear the shit hit the water, hence the name plunker

Baxter: That nasty bitch Amanda gave me a plunker last night, and said she liked the way it smelled!

by The one and only Jdizzle October 17, 2006

Plurkoholic

plur·co·holic (ploor′kə hôl′ik, -häl′-)

adjective

1. caused by over exposure to Plurk
3. suffering from plurkoholism

noun
a person who has chronic plurkoholism or who habitually posts to and/or reads Plurk timelines to excess

Related Forms:

* Plurkoholically - adverb
ploor′·co·hol′i·cally

A person with a similar addiction to Twitter is known as a:

> twitterholic

Valiant Westland was concerned that his good friend Bevan was a Plurkoholic and might require intervention.

"You cannot tell an Plurkoholic to stop Plurking, because Plurkoholics will always be Plurkoholics and they will always fancy a Plurk."

by Valiant Westland March 26, 2009

Plunker Dunk

To shit with such velocity as to be able to launch a turd from distance and hit the target.

While standing 5 feet from the toilet Gregg plunker dunked a perfect shot. Nothhin but net baby!!!

by shizark May 9, 2011