ploned

To be fucked by unscaleable web services.

Bob: "I took a new job without asking about their environment. I got ploned."

Joe: "Move them off that unscaleable pile of rat feces!"

by libkeiser February 27, 2009

plowed

Drunk as hell

I got plowed last night at a party.

by Flaz May 5, 2003

Plover

A lover of the male reproductive organ. A penis lover.

Oh, Chris has the hots for Ben. He's such a plover.

by chaseburgala August 14, 2009

plowed

When you're just standing there and someone sticks his penis in your butt.

I was just brushing my teeth and my boyfriend totally plowed me. It was awesome. And surprising.

by Cuddly Cumtwat February 9, 2010

plowed

Term used to describe current state of mind and body.

After funneling about 12beers i was plowed.

I was plowed after takin that last shot of liquor.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

Plowed

Being really shocked by something, impressed, amazed, surprised

I was so plowed when I found out I got hired for the job I wanted.

by plowking February 5, 2017

Poved

Operating heavy machinery while intoxicated or under the influence of narcotics.

He poved up the driveway and ran over a little girl on a bike.

by Launnon Crown March 5, 2009