plonker

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003

plonkinsplurge

Pushing a poop so hard that some jizz comes out your weener.

I pooped so hard that I jizzed, and henceforth, this shall be called a plonkinsplurge.

by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011

plonga-plongo

Javanese/Indonesian term (insult) to describe a person who's confused while other people around him are doing an activity, or can also be used to insult someone who has a stupid face or is dumbfounded with their mouth hanging open.

Mr. X: Hey, how you doing?
Mr. J: I'm great ahahahhah
Mr. X: So it's been 2 years, when will you pay off the debt?
Mr. J: *plonga-plongo

by RealXiJinping February 28, 2021

Plongis

Noun - a creature that is substational and vast (gargantuan)

Look at plongis over there

by Irdle December 9, 2021

Peong

(Trini definition) An addict. Obsessed. Overly obsessed actually. Usually applies to some sort of activity concerning some sort of material item that leads to a wasteful degeneration of time (and space)... if that's even possible. We're not talking about the kind of OCD obsessions that plagues first-world nations. This is third world business... usually Peongs are fashioned by wasteful material needs of first world nations, but limited access to these amenities results in overzealous abuse of whatever they can get their hands on.

(Person 1) Aye boy... I didn't see James whole week, and teacher say he not handing in his homework! Wham to him?
(Person 2) Like yuh doh know or what? He is a real game Peong from long time. De only ting dat could get him off dat screen is a good clout. Buh sometimes dat doh stop him.

by vegetteble August 3, 2012

Plogman

Typically a person that is a little slow. Thinks that yellow cabs are called calves, refers to last night as yesterday night, thinks the word girl starts with a J, doesn't comprehend the concept of "NO FREE PARKING!!!, etc.... Basically a frittata

When you wear that helmet and like those windows you totally look like a plogman.

I'd sooner get plogmaned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

by Jesus aka Christ July 5, 2012

plonkstain

A person who is a stupid idiot.

You are a plonkstain.

by Jonny Jeff Cornwell July 25, 2006