ponderize

A portmanteau of the words pound and tenderize, meaning to pound vigorously while also tenderizing the area being pounded.

A proper ponderization involves 80% pounding and 20% tenderizing.

He ponderized the maid in the hay mow with the intensity of a man who's wife could return home at any minute yet with the care due her innocence and age.

by Joseph 'sMyth November 25, 2015

plonker

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003

Ponderkin

A young individual that seems to ponder over a number of situations. Can also look confused or lifeless when thinking, or even sleeping.

"Oi you little ponderkin, what you thinking about?"

"Ahh you a sleeping ponderkin?"

by ajw711 April 19, 2009

Plowder

To "plowder", or the act of "plowdering"

Is the act of pushing through dingleberries to create a clear unobstructed path for the erect falace. This happens prior to dirty anal penetration.

Jeff "how was it?"
Tom "there was a lot to plowder down there"
Jeff "ohh... Shitty man... unless you're into that"
Tom "I've seen things"

by Hawk2 February 3, 2023

plouder

A proud and loud mother who incorrectly thinks that everyone within earshot (and beyond) wants to hear the "adorable" conversation she is having with her small, "precious" child. Plouders are particularly prevalent on airplanes.

"All I wanted to do is sleep on the plane, but instead I had to hear a plouder talk to her daughter about clouds and other boring shit. I thought about turning around and complaining, but then I would have looked like a total dick."

by hodag1966 January 31, 2014

Plundergarments

Unisex clothing that is solicited by a woman typically after the distraught realization that the only clothing available after a night of sleeping over is the tattered remains of a dress worn the previous evening. They are requested to avoid the embarrassment of the walk of shame. Plundergarments are almost always several sizes larger than the woman's size and are likely never going to be returned, and thus it is recommended the clothes furnished have little or no personal value.

"Hey girl, those are some nice boy shorts! Where'd you get them?"
"I was surprised when the center from the basketball team gave them to me as plundergarments after our fling last week. I want to keep them, and I haven't returned his texts asking for them back!"

by JAKarp October 11, 2009

Pondenavian

A Pondenavian is someone who enjoys anything stereotypically edgy. Different from traditional Emos and goths, the Pondenavian also enjoys anything they consider to be indie or underground. Usually they flaunt their interests to anyone who will listen, boasting their superior taste in music, art, and games.

Dude, Ken is being such a Pondenavian.

I know, he's basically president of the Pondenavians.

by JohnThicc November 15, 2019