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plingus

super stupid looking big, mouthed bitch fucking idiot gross smelling kid
yoo, Austin Greer is such a plingus
by rococ December 13, 2023
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Plingus

The act of removing one of your teeth and inserting it inside your earhole. It can also refer to a person who would perform that sort of action in front of a stage of 13 ferrets.
That guy is such a plingus.
by Jamolius Dintengoder July 23, 2024
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Ploinkus

An insult equal to calling someone and idiot.
This ploinkus thought 2+2 is 4!
by themansmansman August 25, 2024
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plinkumplomp

To defecate on a stranger while gambling on a subway. (Plink-ump-lomp)
I just plinkumplomped on a stranger today
by Plumpker December 28, 2024
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Phlinkus

The fleeting sensation of unease or disorientation that occurs when the brain momentarily misinterprets or reprocesses its perception of reality. It marks the instant when awareness recognizes a subtle mismatch between expectation and experience — a cognitive tremor in which the world seems slightly out of sync before normal understanding resumes.

Phlinkus refers not to the sensory anomaly itself but to the internal reaction it provokes — the almost ineffable awareness that perception has briefly diverged from reality’s rhythm. The experience is typically benign yet deeply noticeable, a soft shudder at the edge of cognition.
1. When she looked up and the clock’s second hand seemed frozen, she felt a phlinkus — that peculiar unease born of the mind’s temporal misfire.
2. A phlinkus swept through him when the mirror reflected his movement a fraction too late.
3. He caught a phlinkus while descending the escalator, as though gravity had paused for half a breath.
4. The software glitched for a moment, and though it quickly corrected, everyone in the room shared the same faint phlinkus.
by Plinkum October 23, 2025
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A Pinkus

Work one day then having 2 weeks off.
Hey are you coming to work tomorrow, nah chucking a Pinkus.
by Matt Martin ah yep October 29, 2020
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tuna plingus

when u shit on a purple tuna sandwich, tell your friend that their bf or gf farted on it, and then they eat it and compliment you on how good the fart tastes and you carried it very well, as you tell them that u shit on it, and they say "that's that wonderful taste!"
by ghrjkfeldwff April 20, 2021
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