plasturbation

To massage your own worldview by rejecting facts or other information that conflicts with it. To condemn the expression of opinions that differ from your own. To deny the validity of all worldviews other than your own. See plasturbate.

"He refuses to listen to what other people have to say; he just plasturbates."

"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."

by JohnnyReb87 February 12, 2009

Plasturbate

Using an AI-powered sex doll to masturbate. Plastic + masturbate = plasturbate. Not to be confused with 'sex'. Gender neutral term.

After Emma left me I bought a plastic sex doll. I've been plasturbating ever since.

Sorry Mark, I'm going upstairs to plasturbate. You don't stay hard long enough.

by Penrhynpenguin3 April 13, 2023

Plasterfasted

Southern California term for an extremely high level of intoxication. Comination of plastered, shitfaced, and wasted. The irony of the word is that it would be extremely difficult to enunciate the word in question while in that condition.

Dave: yo dude how drunk are you man?
John: dude, i am plastershmaster-ass-fucked up...
Dave: oh shit he's plasterfasted for sure!

by Carlton Dance February 26, 2011

mlasterbate

When you masterbate right before you die

This will be mlasterbate

by The only pug July 16, 2021

plasturbate

Masturbating over a naked mannequin or 3d-rendered nude image, as opposed to the real thing.

What a weirdo... he gets off to those fake 3d-rendered nude chicks! He plasturbates!

by Ninth October 5, 2006

Blasterbate

The act of masturbating as far as possible into a toilet, urinal or woman's mouth with exacting accuracy.

I was really bored, so I decided stand as far away from the toliet, a.k.a. your mom's mouth, as possible and blasterbate.

by TIME Lincoln March 20, 2011

peesterbate

Pee and use your pee to masterbate

It feels good to peesterbate

by OOOOOOOOOOOOOK January 19, 2014