pizza

better than anything ever (except beyonce nothing is better than beyonce)

guy 1: dude did you try some of that pizza???

guy 2: yeah it tasted better than sex feels

guy 1: i wouldn't know *tips fedora in shame*

by pizza5eva April 18, 2014

pizza

A dish best served cold.

And in the morning.

The 3 essential food groups are :
Cold pizza, raman noodles, and cereal

by addyAddict May 13, 2009

pizza

best meal in the world. Vegetarians will snap out of their near-deadly ways to get 1 slice of the meal Italy invented

G1: Dude, i just had this pizza slice, wanna try?
G2: No way man, i'm a vegetarian
G1: That's false man, try it! it's good!
G2: no, i'd rather eat tofu
G1: that last serving of tofu you ate was nothing but pizza! goes with everything!
G2: GIVE ME THAT SLICE!!!

by your best idiot March 16, 2010

pizza

the best food in your body

by tyler cassidyyy July 14, 2003

pizza

a delicious italian food that is commonly seen in a pizzaria
made of bread cheese and tomato or tomato sauce
can have a topping

a type of meat is usually the best

Yo Tom you wanna go get some pizza.

by pizzaizgood May 21, 2011

pizza

like sex,
when its good, its GREAT!
&&& when its bad, its still pretty good.

omg, omg, omg, oh yes yes yes yes yes yes your so hot. you mlet in my mouth. oh god, YES YES YES YES YES. damn that was some good pizza. i think was orgasmic.

by the most amazing person you will ever meet May 16, 2006

pizza

The tastiest thing to come out of Italy until Monica Bellucci came along.

There's nothing quite like a hot plate of pizza, a cold soft drink, and a good movie on the TV.

by Deej July 22, 2004