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- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
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by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

paper bag potential

a female that has a hot body, but a less than attractive face.

Friend: Hey check out that chick.. She's got one hell of a body.. I would love to get with that..
Me: Yeah, but have you seen her face?!
Friend: Ah damn.. well, there's still paper bag potential..

by k54601 November 25, 2010

potential energy

Stored energy in an object caused by gravity, or tension.

The rock had lots of potential energy before it fell on my jimmy.

by Big_Jimmy_$w@g May 21, 2014

potential wife

Acting as a wife, but not quiet married yet. Doing things such as cleaning, cooking and catering to your man without having to be told do, only because you choose to do so. Proving yourself that you can be a wife, in ways that's being shown.

Taking the "wife" title and putting use into it without documents.

"I want to better myself and be a potential wife to my man this year."

by Jessicaleanne April 13, 2016

BRP (Butt Rape Potential)

BRP stands for Butt Rape Potential. The term is used to describe the potential butt rape vulnerabilty of a indivual in a certain area. The BRP scale ranges from 1 to 100 based on multiple factors including but not limited to location, time, sketchiness of the surrounding area, number of people in close proximity and clothing (Gym shorts, and no belts increases BRP due to easy access).

Bending over in a prison shower to pick up a bar of soap will increase the BRP (Butt Rape Potential).

by The Mahon August 25, 2011

Potentially Whiskey

The best whiskey known to man. It's better than Jack Daniels. Has been known to cause the drinker to spew out incredibly wise and intelligent comments. However, society will mock the drinker of Potentially Whiskey because the drinker will pass out every five minutes after an intelligent comment.

Logan: I can has Potentially Whiskey?
Jack: No
Logan: ARGH!! I want Potentially Whiskey.
Nick: LOLUMAD

by Chuta April 17, 2010

Potential Bloater

A presently slim female with bad eating habits and the potential to bloat and become fat (a bloater) in the not so distant future.

A potential bloater is usually an office worker that feeds on crisps, sweets and junk food. Initially getting a fat arse, followed in time by bloating of other parts e.g. face, thighs, arms, love handles and kancles.

by uyrladdy February 21, 2011