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pitching machine

A chick who can shoot ping pong balls out of her pussy
Artie- I got a chick called 'The Pitching Machine'. You'll never in a million years guess why shes called that

John- She shoots ping pong balls out of her snatch?
pitching machine by Gits Colacitti December 14, 2008

pitching a tent 

When you get an Erection in a public place it looks kind of like a Tipi.
Sitting at the Pool I began pitching a tent watching all the hot ass.

pitching a tent 

The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist.
Johnny was pitching a tent when he was watching porn.
pitching a tent by Anonymous February 11, 2003

fart pitching 

After you rip ass, you proceed to grab the fart directly from the anal opening and throw it at a companion as if it was a baseball.
After I farted, I engaged in fart pitching and completely embarrassed Andrew.
fart pitching by ur gramma November 29, 2009

im catching what your pitching 

i understand what your expressing
im catching what your pitching e.g im feeling ya

Pitching a tent 

The act of experiencing an erection, in such a way that it causes the pants or shorts to form a tent like shape at the front, because of the raging erection that is experienced by the person wearing the garment.
1) I felt myself pitching a tent as I saw the girls walk by.

2) "Dude you just pitched the biggest tent while you did your presentation to the class." "Yeah I know, I tried to control it but of course that didn't work."