Suck start a pistol 

Clever way of telling someone you are going to blow your brains out.

That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, makes me want to suck start a pistol.

Suck start a pistol by TickleBerries July 13, 2017

sex pistol 

a penis

"i shot off a round from my sex pistol last night"

sex pistol by Anonymous October 7, 2003

shot in the face with a shit-pistol 

Extreme ugliness. Maybe be from acne or acne scars, or just plain old hard livin'.

You took home a chick last night that looks like she was shot in the face with a shit-pistol!

shot in the face with a shit-pistol by AMARZ November 8, 2006

South African Pistol Draw 

To constantly have your pistol ready in your hand, to fend off murderous attackers. The South African Pistol Draw is not actually a "Draw" in the traditional sense, but rather a constant state of preparedness in an understandable and justified constant fear for your own life and the lives of your loved ones. Due to the high prevalence of violent crime in South Africa, not only is a gun a necessity; but constantly having the gun immediately available in your hand to fend off violent murderers is never a bad idea either.

Chad: "They broke into my uncle's house last night at gunpoint to murder him and rape his wife, but he "one upped" them with the South African Pistol draw!"
Vusi: "Lekker! Those fools had it coming."
Chad: "Yeah, apparently there are companies that specialize in cleaning up the mess at violent crime scenes..Big business, it happens so often."
Vusi: "Lucky your uncle knew the South African Pistol Draw, else they'd be scraping "his" brains off the walls and not the criminals.."
Chad: "Damn straight! ..And worse for my aunt.."

Kayleigh: "Guys, stop being so negatiiiiiive! This is a beautiful country and.."

Chad + Vusi: "Yes, yes, sunshine and rainbow nation! Blah blah bullshit.. It's not like the country has a Pistol Draw named after it or anything.. Right?"

South African Pistol Draw by JohnDaniels May 14, 2015

SOCOM pistol 

The popular name for the Heckler & Koch United States Special Operations COMmand Mk23 Mod 0 Offensive Handgun Weapon System. Featured in Metal Gear Solid and Action Quake 2.

With a name like that, it's no wonder it's known as the SOCOM pistol.

SOCOM pistol by Stan April 11, 2006

shit pistol 

Shit pistol = idiot,ass hat,retard etc. a random insult said between me and my friend in a conversation about metroid prime hunters.

Brandon : look at those sweet graphics
Brandon : *strokes teh pixels*
Callum : DEWD
Callum : GRAPHICS SUCKZORZ
Brandon : dude
Brandon i wrike
Brandon : fuck you
Brandon : lol
Brandon : you shit pistol
Brandon : roflfamo
Callum : roflfmao !

shit pistol by o.o pewpew November 8, 2007

skin pistol

penis, cock, dick, shoots a wad like a bullit, your dick is a skin pistol

check out my skin pistol, it's got a 6 in. barrel.

can i shoot you with my skin pistol?

skin pistol by jon zieba September 26, 2007