The Pistol

When you grab your penis between your index finger and thumb at the base of your shaft, then have your balls between your index finger and middle finger thus making your cock and balls into an effective shooting device to unsuspectingly have your co-workers or friends look at your junk so you can call them a homo-meat gazer and give them 3 kicks in the ass.

Oh man yesterday at work right as Ronnie was coming to the stock room I totally gave him the pistol, what a fag!

by Jonny Poplocker July 3, 2009

sausage pistol

A man's penis.

This chick won't stop grabbing my sausage pistol.

by beef cannon bill April 24, 2011

pistol toting

When you’re waving your guns in the air without care or caring if anyone is looking at you.

“Pistol toting and this glock do got a kit.”

by Purpbreezy June 15, 2018

Pistol Winker

One who makes a representation of a gun with their thumb and index finger while simultaneously winking their eye and pretending to fire the imaginary “hand gun” with a sound effect of a sucking your teeth.

David is an annoying pistol winker. Whenever someone has a good idea that he likes, he pistol winks them and makes that annoying sound.

by Hot Chicken June 18, 2009

pistol whip

To strike a person with the handle of a handgun, generally in the head.

I didn't want to shoot him, so I pistol whipped him instead.

by icy February 12, 2003

Pistol Sniffer

A woman who only dates cops. A cop groupie.

What is the deal with Marsha? Her last five boyfriends have all been cops . . . she is a real pistol sniffer.

by 1st time poster July 27, 2012

Pistol Pedro

It’ll be on drink menus before you can blink. It’s a tequila Red Bull. And be ready to have a good night.

Leon: Dude I still feel sober.
Me: Order another Pistol Pedro, Leon.

*next morning*
Leon: hey, what happened last night?

by Bladés September 8, 2018