Professor Pissflaps

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.

(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".

by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

pissflake

similar to a snowflake, but instead of water, it is made with frozen piss. occurs in far northern areas

it's so fuckin cold, i'm peeing pissflakes.

by ken power January 9, 2009

pissflaps

Vaginal lips or labia.

When playing squash and you miss, "Oh, pissflaps". Usually said with a vast amount of vehemence.

by Jus January 10, 2003

Pisit

noun- a word to describe a the ultimate gentleman with an edge. the nicest jerk you'll ever meet. charismatic, charming, a flirt. witty, clever, quick on their feet, loves to make people laugh. displays a level of high intelligence. cares too much to a fault.

"He is such a pisit. he's such a jerk but you can't help laugh, just the way he will charmingly insult you."

by C0rona February 6, 2010

posifuckinglutely

Variation of possilutely; Useful when the situation calls for something a bit more emphatic.

Speaker1: Does John Kerry suck ?
Speaker2: Posifuckinglutely !

by DCriddle November 2, 2004

Posifuckingtively

similar to Absofuckinglutely, this compound word expresses the desire to communicate the fact that the user is extremely confident in what they are saying.

Kevin: Are you sure you want to Ahabing tonight?

Tyler: Of couse I do.

Kevin: Are you sure dude?

Tyler: Posifuckingtively!

by Joey Teeter December 18, 2008

pissfidget

Often referred to as the pee pee dance, it is usually most evident when someone is trying to suppress the urge to go long after the initial onset of bladder pangs.

Man, that was a long line to the bathroom! I was doing the pissfidget so bad it looked like I was doing an imitation of Michael J Fox!

by rev. ray April 14, 2011