pisslates

The ability to effectively engage your core muscles when drunk so as to avoid injury.

After a few too many fat lambs, Madi used her pisslates skills to avoid a nasty fall as she descended the stairs at her formal.

by Smooax September 1, 2020

piscular

The often confusing, unperceived, and/or misunderstood notion of a digital message generally due to the lack of punctuation

The piscular text gave no clarity as to whether it was a question, a statement, or an exclamation.

by City Chick March 3, 2023

perculate

A word that nookyoolar scientists use to describe a liquid that drains or filters through a porous substance. Unfortunately commonly used by 'experts' during 'scientific' TV interviews.

Too much water perculated into the hillside, which caused an avalanche of mud.

by Frennzy November 16, 2006

perculate

to make coffee in a "perculator" coffee machine. I think this is seriously a word that I've heard my grandmother say. Rappers didn't invent it, but I have no clue what they think it means!

The coffee is perculating right now.

by someone... September 13, 2005

Pickulate

The process of pickling something.

It only took three weeks for my pickles to properly pickulate.

by YourMomsName1 June 29, 2011

Pjaculate

When you let off a busty, sticky load in your pajamas.

i just pjaculated in my bed

by Big-Ass-BONNER August 21, 2016

Proculate

A word coined to describe pro calculations done in games. Often used by really good players, only the best proculate.

My champion is overpowered because of my proculations.

You cannot get good if you don't proculate.

by Aenaroesh July 5, 2017