When you’re outside with your buddies and you’re sitting on the front porch or the back porch or really any sided porch, and you crack open a cold brewski with the broskies and start havin those conversations about that asshole coworker or Sally down the street who you just found out is the reason you’re now all Igloo buddies. And then the next day you can’t wait to do it all over again, only this time in order to summon the troops you send out the rallying cry, “Hey, wanna have a porcher?”
Richard: “Hey Dick, how are ya now?”
Dick: “Oh ya know, got a lot on my mind”
Richard: “Wanna talk it over a porcher?”
Dick: “Oh ya know, got a lot on my mind”
Richard: “Wanna talk it over a porcher?”
by djnd August 1, 2019
Get the Porcher mug.This is a daring maneuver that consists of you taking an industrial strength paperclip and clamping it down onto your penis. This is used to make sure you don't cum prematurely. Next pour gasoline on your penis and instert it into your girlfriends ass or pussy. When you feel like you are about to cum light your cock on fire and take off the paperclip. When you cum, fireballs will shoot out onto your girls nipples, thus making blisters. Pop the blisters with your paperclip and make her drink the juice. After you are done, shit on her eyes and say KFC MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! Before you are both done with your sick sense of pleasure remember to take the nearest blender or chainsaw and grind up both of your genitals. If you don't have either just take a hammer and nail and just pound away! Don't be afraid, its completely socially acceptable and its great to do in class!
I went into the bathroom at taco bell and gave the fat cashier a Pennsylvania Pincher.
Dude did you here? My cock is now a half as long and black because I had a Pennsylvania Pincher with your mom!
Wow I was cumming so hard after I had a pennsylvania pincher with everyone at the old peoples' home!
Dude did you here? My cock is now a half as long and black because I had a Pennsylvania Pincher with your mom!
Wow I was cumming so hard after I had a pennsylvania pincher with everyone at the old peoples' home!
by IFUCKEDURMOMWITHABOOBIE! November 15, 2010
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Like third or fourth base, Pitchers Mound is a status regarding sexual activity. It is not in direct relation to the other bases of a couples sexual interaction, rather an independent stage of physical play.
It is the act of punching your partners crotch area (Usually with surprise). You continuously punch the others genitalia -- as if with each strike of contact (from fist to delicate reproductive tissue) you receive an extra point. Sure -- they may resist, and at the same time try to punch yours, but unlike hitting a "home-run" (resulting with both partners taking out a great deal of pleasure) there is only one winner within each session.
The difference between reaching Pitchers Mound and ferociously hitting the human-juice out of your mate's reproductive organ is that it is fun and safe. I tend to yell "Pitcher's Mound!" while I enact a harsh blow to my girlfriend's vagina. Only a Chad would injure another's crotch area without warning or playful desire.
It is the act of punching your partners crotch area (Usually with surprise). You continuously punch the others genitalia -- as if with each strike of contact (from fist to delicate reproductive tissue) you receive an extra point. Sure -- they may resist, and at the same time try to punch yours, but unlike hitting a "home-run" (resulting with both partners taking out a great deal of pleasure) there is only one winner within each session.
The difference between reaching Pitchers Mound and ferociously hitting the human-juice out of your mate's reproductive organ is that it is fun and safe. I tend to yell "Pitcher's Mound!" while I enact a harsh blow to my girlfriend's vagina. Only a Chad would injure another's crotch area without warning or playful desire.
Kyle: "Emma, what do you want to do? We have already passionately accomplished the four bases a hundred times."
Emma: "Well, we haven't done Pitchers Mound yet."
Kyle: "Pitcher's Mound!" (Kyle strikes Emma's Vajayjay with a Mexican undercut, the dirtiest of all the undercuts)
Emma: "Fuck! My Vajayjay is bleeding. I guess you win Kyle."
"P.S You're Hawt."
Kyle: "Because I won like a boss, I am going to incorporate this event in my definition on Urban dictionary."
Emma: "Well, we haven't done Pitchers Mound yet."
Kyle: "Pitcher's Mound!" (Kyle strikes Emma's Vajayjay with a Mexican undercut, the dirtiest of all the undercuts)
Emma: "Fuck! My Vajayjay is bleeding. I guess you win Kyle."
"P.S You're Hawt."
Kyle: "Because I won like a boss, I am going to incorporate this event in my definition on Urban dictionary."
by AnalMonster666 February 17, 2015
Get the Pitchers Mound mug.The process of drilling a hole in the bottom of a bowling ball and afterwards placing your penis on the inside of said hole. After this you make someone touch your penis when they put their fingers into the bowling ball's three holes.
Griffin: I gave Sarah a Minnesota Pincher last night at the bowling alley.
Justin: What?
Griffin: When you place your dick in a bowling ball and make her touch it without her knowing.
Justin:How did that go for you?
Griffin:Great until she threw the ball with me inside it.
Justin: What?
Griffin: When you place your dick in a bowling ball and make her touch it without her knowing.
Justin:How did that go for you?
Griffin:Great until she threw the ball with me inside it.
by Pedro the substenancer December 1, 2010
Get the Minnesota Pincher mug.Sex term. Positioning your hand like a doberman pincher shadow puppet and using it on a female sexually. THREE IN THE STINK; THUMB IN THE PINK!
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Get the Shadow Pincher mug.When two males leave egg shells behind a gas station after using the eggs as lubrication during anal sex.
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