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Pinochet Woodchipper

A Pinochet Woodchipper is an advanced helicopter manoeuvre that involves flying upside down and throwing commies out of the door so they fall through the main rotor blades.
Person 1: "Hey man, did you see that commie get shredded by that helicopter's blades?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, that's a classic Pinochet Woodchipper"
by Souper Rare August 4, 2021
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pull a Pinochet

(also pulling or pulled)
Executing or removing a huge block of people just because one feels like it, or some equally minuscule reason. Named after Augusto Pinochet, Chilean dictator famous for his mass "removal" of thousands of rebels.

It can also mean following in the steps of the Chilean dictator, but that tense is less likely.
Dude, my coach had fifty extra guys on the bench right, and he decided to pull a Pinochet and send them all home. It was crazy, they were like, what?
by dandenmark January 21, 2007
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Pork-pinched

The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.
Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.
by Pistolpois August 15, 2017
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Dirty Pinochet

It's when a tranny get double penetrated on one end and mouth fucked in the other while the men high five each other (eiffle tower) during a helicopter ride. Then they all ejaculate on the tranny and throw it out of the helicopter into a dumpster to it's death, making it a literal cum dumpster.
Agusto and his friends gave that tranny the dirty Pinochet.
by Little Hitler 88 March 22, 2022
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pinched

To take a small amount of weed.
I just pinched some from the bag for now.
by MunkySox June 1, 2004
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Pinochet

Chilean dictator/minor god who threw commie scum out of helicopters
"Hey bro, do you want to go on a helicopter ride?"
"Sure, as long as you don't Pinochet me."
by Lil’ Degenerate October 16, 2020
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Pinched

(v.) To be caught in the act of doing something wrong or illegal

Commonly used in the phrase “got the pinch” meaning the same thing.
I got pinched after my mom found the weed I was hiding.

OR
I got the pinch after my mom found the weed I was hiding.
by flavortowncentral July 1, 2019
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