Popsexual

A person who defines themself as 'heterosexual', 'bisexual', or even 'homosexual' depending on what's popular in the current media.

After Spears and Madonna kissed on MTV, everyone was claiming to be bisexual. You know they're only popsexual.

by Kime, Teh Oralginal Wh0r3 May 19, 2006

pomosexuality

When an individual has no affinity for any sex, only love for pomegranates.

*picks up pomegranate*
*squish*
*Squish*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
"unnnnnnnnnnnggg"

*Girl walks in*

"NOT AGAIN! How the fuck did you get in my house?...Damn pomosexuality"

by slicedkiwis September 28, 2013

Pinesexual

When humans aren't satisfying enough for you so you take pleasure in having sexual intercourse with a pinecone.

She doesn't like boys because she's pinesexual.

by Pinenenenenene July 29, 2017

Pumpsexual

Being attracted to pumpkins. It has been rumored that Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpsexual, but we don’t really know.

1: we’re not saying that Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpsexual, but we don’t really know
2: you man just found out Jack is Pumpsexual, now I know who not to invite to my Halloween party.

by Îhēbæ June 19, 2019

PDempsexual

Attracted to Patrick Dempsey. Aka McDreamy

Parents: hey are u pansexual???
Me: No I’m Pdempsexual

by anonymous January 17, 2021

Pipesexual

An individual that derives sexual gratification from high intensity mechanical piping installations.

Fitter 1: "Make sure you put those unions with the direction of flow."
Fitter 2: "That doesnt actually matter"
Fitter 1: "I know but that's how the boss man likes it."
Fitter 2: "Sounds to me that he is a pipesexual fella."

by Ragnar Weldar October 1, 2021

Pigsexual

When someone is sexually attracted to pigs and wants to have a relationship with a pig (the farm animal, do not use this word as an insult)

Charlie: *Starts Humping a Pig*
Rob: “What are you doing?”
Charlie: “I am sexually attracted to this pig, it’s called pigsexual” *humps harder and starts moaning*

by Jim218 March 20, 2022