Piping Hot Yogurt

Cum, Goo, Jism, Jiz, Sperm, Spluge (Splooge), Spunk

Scarlett Johansson made piping hot yogurt explode from our cocks!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

piping up

Getting stronger and more successful, particularly on your own with no help from anybody else.

"You really piping up on these niggas"

by preach414 May 26, 2018

Hot Piping Loaf

1. Someone who is a homosexual
2. A despicable person
3. A Big Fat Doodoo Head

"Your mom is a hot piping loaf"
"Nah, man, you're a freaking hot piping loaf"

by H.P. Loaves December 25, 2016

Karl Pilkington

A man with no qualifications, very little education but is now known the world over as a shaven chimp with head like a fucking orange.

Ricky Gervais: Karl Pilkington is a bald headed mank. His cranium is perfectly spherical.

by skwurlled January 7, 2010

pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.

"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"

by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

Pieing Hour

The hour of the night, following a delicious dinner, in which primary digestion has cleared room for the consumption of pie.

"None of my pie has been eaten."
"Don't worry, it's not the pieing hour yet, it'll all be gone soon."

by KeyLimePieLover February 11, 2010

piving

The dangerous activity of driving and posting on forums.

Hold the wheel Dylan, I'm piving.

by bernielmaox October 20, 2009